so like if Zayn says to enjoy the rollercoaster that is life , and like if One Direction IS my life , is he implying that I should enjoy riding them ? … Zayn you Horany bastard .

(Source: b34utiful-mist4k3)

Do you want a perfect girl? Go buy Barbie.

me: walks into school
me: so when can i leave

basically me at school all day me: i hate all of you
me: stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday
me: holy fuck walk faster
me: get smarter idiot
me: maybe if i hit my head on my desk enough times ill die